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Joke of the Day
"So they're bringing in 100 fine for bad driving... How sexist is that? (via Jimmy Carr)"
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"How do you put a condom on a elephant? You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh."
"Told my pregnant boss this: Is it OK for you to drink while pregnant... if you're gonna give the baby up for adoption? She laughed at least. But I no longer work there"
"the one joke that i just dont get so how bout that airline food"
"I went to a feminist picnic the other day It sucked. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."
"What do a pussy and KFC have in common? They're both finger licking good, and when your done you have a box to put the bone in"
"If you watch tape from The Ring you die in 7 days unless you copy it and show it to someone else. So what happens if you put it on Youtube?"
"my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met"
"Why did the model pee herself? She was all dressed up with no place to go!"
"The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever."