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Joke of the Day

"Grand Theft Auto 6 just announced. Already criticized for displaying ""excessive and gratuitous violence towards pedestrians"". Apparently your character is just a normal on-duty cop."

"What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ? Independence Day"

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."

"New study finds that everyone you disagree with is like so, so stupid."

"A group of crows plan a meet up... it was a premeditated murder."

"Review of Black Holes: Zero Stars"

"My friend does a weekly bad joke Tuesday... Today's was quite good (Bad?) Yesterday, I made a belt out of old watches. What a complete waist of time."

"An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'See I told you he was stupid'"

"Donald Trump doesn't want to have sex with his daughter He just has ""alternative family values"""

"Sometimes I'll catch my reflection in a mirror and I'll be like, ""oh no, that can't be right."""