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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Jewish Girl's number? You roll up herr sleeve."
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"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers please!"""
"Fart John farts in the local market and Jack says: ""What was that ?"" John says: ""That was an atomic bomb"""
"What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers."
"Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is."
"Guy walks into a bar... Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck. Bartender said ""alright...but don't start nothing!"""
"Q: What has fifty legs but still can't walk? A: Half a centipede."
"Russia's most prolific musician? JOHN LENIN"
"A comma is the difference between ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton."" and ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."""
"""Old Macdonald had a farm. Had."" -banks"