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Joke of the Day

"Guy walks into a bar... Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck. Bartender said ""alright...but don't start nothing!"""

"A valentine? IN THIS ECONOMY?!?"

"Hey guys, trust me on this one, tweets aren't nearly as funny when they're being read aloud in a courtroom."

"A guy walks into a bar... Alcoholism is slowly destroying his family."

"Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect? A: Everything's $100."

"Why do failing college girls always screw their professors? Cause they want the D."

"What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases? An innertube."

"As a miner, it's hard being on Jokes. I never seem to strike gold on this Subreddit."

"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself."

"I fucking hate gravity It keeps pulling me down"