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Joke of the Day

"Guy walks into a bar... Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck. Bartender said ""alright...but don't start nothing!"""

"What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore."

"Girl's status* ""Bored"" 86 likes 27 comments *My status* ""Just got accepted into Harvard! 0 likes 1 comment from Mom: ""nerd"""

"review of outside: too many other people, bugs will attack you randomly, pizza only available in certain areas 0/5 would not recommend"

"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them."

"What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency? They take drastic measures."

"My girlfriend told me she likes vaginal sex more than anal sex because it's a lot cleaner No shit"

"Hooking a clock on your belt It would just be a waist of time."

"Scientists have discovered the number one food that kills a woman's sex drive Wedding cake"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus??? It only takes one nail to hang a photo"