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Joke of the Day
"Q: What has fifty legs but still can't walk? A: Half a centipede."
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"Love me sister, I incest."
"Jehovah's Witnesses were the original pop-up ads."
"Pix and Misc - Teacher win [pic]"
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one."
"Crayons are a lot like M&M's. All of the colors taste the same."
"Teacher: ""what does the fat cow give you?"" Student: ""Homework!"""