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Joke of the Day
"Q: What has fifty legs but still can't walk? A: Half a centipede."
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"Told my kids I loved them at carpool and no one responded so I yelled, ""I love you too!"" while hanging out of the sunroof. Me, 1 Kids, 0"
"What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio."
"Knock, Knock Smell mop."
"Diagnose Doctor: Well, those results look bad... Patient: How bad are they? Doctor: It depends, how old are you? Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't."
"A Mexican Magician During his performance, he says: ""On the count of three, I will disappear! "" So he starts counting... UNO... DOS.... and then suddenly he disappears without a tres."
"The Russian version of ""How I Met Your Mother"" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page."
"Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it that often."
"[flirting at Taco Bell] Trouble opening that sauce packet? Let me help. [seconds later] Let me help you get that sauce out of your hair."
"What do you call a gay wildcat? A dandelion"