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Joke of the Day
"When people say ""To be honest..."", it means that up to that point they've been lying."
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"The sign said ""fine for parking here"" And since it was fine, I parked there."
"Blondes is a nutshell Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""
"How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale? Weasley twins are 50% off"
"Why doesn't Popeye's serve spinach?"
"Zoo... I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read: ""Bread in captivity."""
"What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake."
"My Daddy taught me to lick it before I stick it- I say to the judges as I hang a spit covered spoon from my nose."
"Henry Miller said, ""The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature."" That explains ""Kim is a kunt"" on this restroom wall."