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Joke of the Day
"What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
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"Eight mexicans drowned in the lake over the weekend. The newspaper headline was ""Ocho Sinko"""
"Wife: Can you fix this, the holes too big for the thingy majingy? Me: Hey I know how it feels! Hahaha! *And then I regained consciousness"
"My kids teach me something every day. Today my 1-year-old taught me how much plumbers cost per hour. Who flushes a potato?"
"What is the densest metal on Earth? Donald Trump."
"Iron man is actually Fe male. don't dislike it if you don't get it"
"[the last supper] Waiter: ok, your bill comes to 30 pieces of silver Judas: I got this"
"My friend cooled himself to absolute zero... he's 0K now."
"My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the face."
"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""