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Joke of the Day
"Zoo... I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read: ""Bread in captivity."""
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"Our conscience is clear- we don't use it."
"real men.. [twitches uncontrollably] don't hi- [""real man"" skin suit falls off revealing fake man who was the one doing bad stuff all along]"
"When dads become grandfathers... Their dad jokes grow exponentially, just like their lineage."
"I want to grab some Mexican tonight and then maybe have some dinner with him"
"What did Jeffrey Dahlmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Excuse me are you going to eat that? *Ellen Barken on David Letterman show."
"Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course? because he wanted to play minijerkoff."
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."
"I am a man who adheres to ""do unto others as you would have them do unto you"" literally that's why I am still a virgin"
"Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with ""America"" written on it."