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Joke of the Day
"The sign said ""fine for parking here"" And since it was fine, I parked there."
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"A repost walks into a bar"
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"By telling the punchline first How do you fuck up a joke?"
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"A space heater... would have to be huge."
"Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there..."
"Have you heard Adrian peterson used to play baseball? He might play for the twins this year. Apparently he is a switch hitter."
"An amazing talking dog"