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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. Then he sits down"

"Did you hear the one about the gay midget? He went up on a guy."

"My religious, conservative upbringing taught me that poor people are lazy and the rich are giving. Real life taught me the opposite."

"After tonight's World Series game... It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears."

"What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog."

"What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them."

"I once met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds fake, dozen tit?"

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds? Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie."

"What's everyone's problem with euthanasia? I like little asian kids"

"If NASCAR wants me to believe it's not a sport for idiots, they should stop reminding the drivers to start their engines."