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Joke of the Day
"I once met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds fake, dozen tit?"
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"What's the difference between the Seahawks and a cheap hooker? The hooker won't choke on six inches."
"Why doesn't the deaf have sex? They haven't heard about it."
"How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change."
"My 2 year old wanted to race me home from daycare and I am TOTALLY winning. I don't even see her tricycle in my rear-view mirror."
"What happens when you join two Koreans together? Linkin Park."
"No matter how hard you push the envelope it's still stationary. thanks dad!"
"One thing that really annoys me is everything."
"Life is just better when you're laughing."
"I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples."