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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the gay midget? He went up on a guy."
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"What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day? He gets thor arms!"
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe? Cincinnati zoo"
"I'm starting an Atheist corporation... it's a non-prophet organization."
"Definition of 1ply toilet paper. Finding your inner self."
"I didn't think my son would make a good postman. But he delivered."
"I made my will yesterday and had to make my lawyer the beneficiary because my estate will just about cover his bill"
"Teacher , How can we keep the school clean Teacher: ""How can we keep the school clean?"" Student: ""By staying home"""
"What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music? Logarithms"
"What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips."