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Joke of the Day
"How do you endanger the fly species? Slap an African child."
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"""When it rains, it pours."" -Shitty weatherman"
"What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp? I don't know. I'm retiring next month."
"I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme ""This I can handle."""
"Whats the best thing about duct tape? It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM"
"I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather He can't read it anyway"
"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."
"You are what you eat... ...said one squirrel to another. The other said in disbelief, ""You're nuts."""
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway. (might of already been posted)"