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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway. (might of already been posted)"

"Yes, 911, that guy just fed my house letters again."

"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."

"What do you get when you sit under a cow? A pat on the head."

"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. Girlfriends mom told us this ""joke"". Dad jokes are out, mom's are in."

"Three Guys Walk Into A Bar The fourth guy ducks."

"Watch out for the bandit stealing and shredding newspapers. It's breaking news."

"What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate? Doctor WHo"

"The only thing that would make my morning more productive is actually doing something."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb."