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Joke of the Day
"If your boyfriend doesn't buy you chocolates today, it's probably because he thinks you're fat."
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"Did you hear about the lady who backed into a belt sander? Disaster."
"I'm glad the Founding Fathers aren't alive today because the last thing we need are more old people driving around on the roads."
"What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*? An Amish drive by shooting."
"Why do feminists dislike maths? There's an XY axis but no XX axis."
"What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual? A megasauranus."
"How can you make a small fortune? start with a big one"
"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""
"My girlfriend called me an asshole today... I told her you are what you eat"
"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"