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Joke of the Day

"Breaking up with Japanese Girl Was Hard... I recently had to break up with my girlfriend who was Japanese and it was hard, I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"Best part about my homeless girlfriend.... she lets me play with her sweet cans"

"What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it."

"Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota? Because that's where the mini apple is!"

"I need a draft folder for my mouth."

"Do you know what indefinitely means? Well, if you're nuts are slapping against her ass, then you're in........ definitely"

"Why don't they teach sex-ed and drivers-Ed on the same day in the Middle East? Because the camels can't handle it."

"As an atheist, I often wonder : ""what would Jesus do ?"" and then I do nothing"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"

"What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with? Little Caesar's"