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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"
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"What do you call a girl gamer that always pirates her games?? A crack whore."
"I dreamt I was in a very magical world where people didn't get butthurt over every little f*cking joke. Weird huh?!?!"
"Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!"
"Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England? So the other one could drive"
"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?"
"A jew buys a round of drinks for the entire bar ."
"In Russia, Pokemon find you."
"Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also."
"ME: 3 Big Macs please. lol it's my cheat day CLERK: you ordered the same thing yesterday ME:[leans in] why don't u mind your own gd business"