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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what indefinitely means? Well, if you're nuts are slapping against her ass, then you're in........ definitely"

"What's green slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"Joke I prefer my scotch the same as my women...16 years old and mixed up with coke"

"Crabs are amazing collectivistic creatures; they only use pubic transportation."

"Hey, Facebook. Dead people can't read your RIP shoutouts, because death."

"Until yesterday I thought Chatroulette was a French pastry. No wonder the bakery didn't have any."

"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."

"Look! I can do my ABC's backwards! -""go on then"" -""nahh CBA"" Credit to 'Fweng chweng!'"

"Hitler favorite price? nein neinty nein!"

"My doctor told me I needed to lose some weight. So I cut off my leg."