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Joke of the Day

"BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired"

"A. Schwarzenegger has it long, Brad Pitt short, Madonna does not have it and the Pope does not use it. What is it? A surname."

"How many Firefly fans does it take to change a light bulb? They wouldn't. They'd rather spend a decade bitching about how it went out."

"Islam is a religion of piece....There is a piece there, and another piece n the ground there Not an original joke just found it."

"Waiter is there soup on the menu ? No madam I wiped it off !"

"Why can't Bach play the piano? He ""Baroque"" his arm, and also he's dead."

"Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano."

"*cop sees chalk outline on family's driveway* ""Damn, a cute bunny was murdered"" ""No, the kids who live here drew that, the body's over here"""

"New evidence shows #marijuana not only helps with cancer side effects but may fight cancer itself! Oh pot, is there anything u can't do?"

"isnt it cool how we all accepted that we all know the names of streaming porn sites and didnt ask each other how we knew of them"