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Joke of the Day
"After I have sex, I like my women how I like my mailbox outside my house"
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"What do you call a russian tree? Dimitree"
"What does black Vin Diesel smell like? What does black vin diesel smell like? Vinegar."
"Why did the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos made it to the finals? Because they want that **Super Bowl!**"
"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray."
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"
"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period"
"How can Donald Trump deport millions of illegal immigrants? By completely ignoring, these are only campaign promises."
"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."
"My school janitor is a part-time pianist. He has 88 keys."