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Joke of the Day

"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period"

"I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate."

"Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff!"

"What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!!"

"I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose."

"Hello. I'm the guy who sleepeats thousands of spiders every year and screws up the average for everyone. Sorry for scaring you."

"What's red with seven dents Snow Whites cherry"

"I bumped into an owl friend of mine... ... who told me he was getting engaged. I said, ""You twit, to who?"""

"I haven't got the nut ratios just right yet, so it's more of a trial mix."