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Joke of the Day
"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period"
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"I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said ""Work hard, Pray hard"".... I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians."
"What do you say when you friendzone a brony? Friendship is magic."
"*calls you by wrong name in bed, blames autocorrect*"
"Two blondes talking to each other... One asks the other, ""Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?"" The other blonde says, ""Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."""
"What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan? a Rama-dana-ding-dong"
"Why was the horse happy to come home after being released from the hospital? Because of his stable condition."
"IPHONES... When I wants to talks to someones."
"""It's a banana in my pocket"" ""May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?"" *averts eyes* ""I'm glad to see you"""
"Did you hear about the guy who eating crackers in bed? He felt crumby the next day."