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Joke of the Day

"I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone, I've had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... the Welshman's not there because he's still at the Euros."

"If Trump was in any political party... He'd be in the Whig party"

"Did you hear about the guy who entered a joke and 10 puns in a contest? The joke won, but no pun in ten did."

"Imagine going to a theater in 1765 to see Mozart play symphony number 30 but as soon as he starts playing, the bass drops and people go nuts"

"*releases swarm of killer wasps* - ATTACK! *wasps fly off harmlessly in all directions* - Hmm... time for plan bee"

"Predator taking off his mask, but it's me removing the filters from my selfies."

"Someone said I was racist because I misspelled pico de gallo. It's like they don't even know I misspell English words also..."

"What is ""The Fonz's"" favorite breakfast? Eeeeeeeeeeggs"

"180 degree Celsius = pi radian Celsius"