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Joke of the Day

"Imagine going to a theater in 1765 to see Mozart play symphony number 30 but as soon as he starts playing, the bass drops and people go nuts"

"A White Guy. If a white guy is surrounded by 3 black guys, he's getting robbed. 30 black guys, he's a football coach. 300 black guys he's a prison guard."

"Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together."

"A man visits his psychiatrist wearing only cellophane wrapped around his body The psychiatrist says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not"

"What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head? An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention."

"Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter."

"According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again."

"Just did my taxes. Put $420.69 on every line and 5 IRS agents just showed up at my door with a keg, 3 strippers and giant foam fingers."

"I would explain it to you again, but I am fresh out of puppets and crayons."