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Joke of the Day
"The Jonestown cult survivor was never any good at jokes. He always missed the punchline."
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"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
"So many people try to be hip To me it is kind of a waist"
"My girlfriend and I have a rocky relationship... Much like Sylvester Stallone, there is a communication problem."
"What do blind people drive? A cataract."
"What do you call electricity still flowing today? Current."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? If you slap the mosquito it stops sucking"
"[Apple meeting] We need an honest iPhone 6 slogan. ""How about, iPhone 6: Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices."" Too honest, Carl."
"There is a line in comedy that you should not cross and that line starts at the Boston Marathon."