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Joke of the Day

"So many people try to be hip To me it is kind of a waist"

"Runs with scissors Gets hit by bus"

"If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home."

"What did the dog say before he died? Well I'll be dog-gone."

"Wanna hear a really funny joke? Whoops, wrong sub."

"Your momma is so old.... she used to get off on fifty slates of grey"

"How To Lose 250 pounds of ugly fat in one day Get a divorce."

"Reporter: Tell me about him Neighbor: He was so nice, sweet, friendly, funny R: Do you think he killed those people? N: Oh, yeah absolutely."

"Sex is like bowling It can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people."

"What's similar between a 9v battery and an asshole? Your tongue ends up on it even though you know it's wrong."