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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin? She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* ""I'm out..."""

"Hitler was a charitable guy. He backed Japan when they needed help in WW2."

"How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !"

"What's in an STD salad? green pees"

"How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a ""crazy cat lady?"" None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos."

"Yo momma is so fat... ...She was diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus and they gave her 15 years to live."

"Report: Scientist walks in on climate changing, awkwardness ensues"

"What's heavier 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? The feathers. because you have the weight of the feathers and you have to carry around the weight of what you did to those poor birds."

"I use my notebook the same way I use my girlfriend. Just flip'em over every period."

"I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."