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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches? They Neverland."
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"Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said ""Go forth and multiply"" ? They couldn't they were adders !"
"What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans."
"My leg goes to sleep as soon as the dog starts humping it. I'm afraid they're married."
"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?"
"Some one destroyed the punchline to my Beastie Boys joke earlier.. I'm tellin' y'all, it was a sabotage"
"I was in the gym. ""1,2,3,4,"" counted my personal trainer, as I panted. ""Come on,"" he added, ""Now we've got you down the stairs, we can do a workout!"""
"My girlfriend keeps calling me immature. I guess the saying is true. You are what you eat."
"Leave Apple alone! All they wanted to do was jack off."
"You're so empty inside....nnn....stupid fridge."