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Joke of the Day
"A mango told an apple ""I love you"" Actually it was a passionfruit, not a mango"
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"You should ask her if she gained weight. That way she knows you're paying attention to her."
"Why was the Robot angry at the engineer? Because he screwed his wife!"
"All toilet seats can be heated toilet seats if you push people off them and sit real fast."
"Went into Dollar Store. Asked for a dollar. Cashier did not give me one. Suing company for false advertising."
"My furnace broke down on me. So I'm having a housewarming party."
"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"
"Here is a joke ... My grades after finals"
"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""
"*pokes forehead* Is this thing on ?"