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Joke of the Day
"My furnace broke down on me. So I'm having a housewarming party."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately"
"What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool? Marco Polio"
"What do you call a midget in a subway saying, ""tick...tick...tick...""? A metro-gnome"
"Why do tulips glow? Because they come from bulbs. (This is the only *dad* joke I know.)"
"What did the red dog say to the blue dog? Nothing, dogs can't speak."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the teeth."
"People who are complaining of shoveling driveways, haven't you heard of moving?"
"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""
"Face tattoos are a great way to let people know that you don't owe on any student loans."