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Joke of the Day
"Here is a joke ... My grades after finals"
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"[gym] Trainer: You here to get cut? Me: Uhh no, I'm already circumcised and if that's covered under my membership, I want a reduced bill"
"i want to be objectified but only by very specific people"
"what do asians do when they have an erection? they vote..."
"Doctor: We need to double your meds Me: Will I still be able to knit little capes for my hamster? Doctor: We need to triple your meds"
"Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them! ARRRRGHHHH FUCK YOU POPSICLE STICK JOKE"
"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar Bartender looks up and says ""get the fuck out of here"""
"The term ""mentally ill"" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs."
"My ex sent me a picture to remind of what I'm giving up. I sent her a picture of my new girl so she knows I don't give a f*ck..."
"What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine? They both don't work and always take your money"