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Joke of the Day
"Here is a joke ... My grades after finals"
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"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"Girl: ""My first time having sex was a lot like the 100 metre dash..."" Boy: ""What, over in ten seconds?"" Girl: ""No, eight black men and a gun."""
"What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter? Owens can finish a race."
"I told my Dad I was voting for Bernie Sanders... He responded, ""So you want to see America be destroyed?"" I said, ""No, I want to watch it Bern."""
"I bought an electric pen the other day ...but my handwriting's still shocking"
"One day I hope to be doing so well that people accuse me of being a clone"
"My neighbor came over and knocked on my door at 3 a.m. the other night. Three in the morning, can you believe it?! He was lucky I was still up playing my drums."
"Yo momma so fat When she went to the beach the whales started singing ""We are family!"""
"I had a good Jeremy Clarkson joke... But I forgot the punchline... Then it hit me!"