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Joke of the Day
"All toilet seats can be heated toilet seats if you push people off them and sit real fast."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? But then the kid woke up."
"Little girl: ""Grandma, make a noise like a frog."" Grandma: ""Why?"" Little girl: ""Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."""
"I'm staying at a hotel w/ a 'hotel dog' that guests can walk & pet. Which is 1. adorable and 2. proof that the gov't can access my dreams."
"My hateful coworkers discovered that I eat my lunch in the air ducts and now they've taken to smacking the air ducts with a broom."
"Relationship Status: Lurking"
"Three blind lesbians walk into a fish market. They get confused"
"IF POT GETS LEGALIZED WHAT'S TO STOP SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SMOKE A HORSE"
"Invited a homeless guy to Thanksgiving dinner this morning, so when he shows up at your place, let him in."
"The devil asked his resident weatherman what the forecast was for the week ahead... ""Hail, Satan"""