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Joke of the Day

"I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, ""Yeah, Siam."""

"What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever? A Golden Retriever can sing better."

"Justin Bieber's career died for your sins."

"Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke? Apparently, not here"

"I'm not crying Those damn ninjas are cutting onions again"

"I hear Ireland's the richest country in the world... Its capital is always Dublin."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them."

"4 yr old daughter calls her ankle bones ""my balls"" in case you were wondering if I was raising geniuses over here."

"I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny. It was an icebreaker joke."

"How do you fit an elephant in a subway.... you take the s out of sub and the f out of way"