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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit an elephant in a subway.... you take the s out of sub and the f out of way"

"I looked up ""my future as an electrician"". It was very bright."

"Women love it when you emit three high pitched squawks, inflate your expandable throat pouch, and then dart back and forth between trees."

"What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line!"

"Someone invented a yoga mat that rolls itself. If that person reads this tweet, I have a fitted sheet I'd like for you to look at."

"Girls who say bestie are the worstie."

"According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I'm guessing the other 48% have new ones?"

"A kid asks his Dad ""what does 'gay' mean?"" The father says ""It means 'to be happy."" The son asks ""Are you [gay!](http://www.afterfeed.com/)?"" The father says ""No, son. I have a wife."""

"What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels."

"A sign on the Golden Gate Bridge reads: ""Now entering San Francisco, chains required... ...whips optional"""