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Joke of the Day
"I hear Ireland's the richest country in the world... Its capital is always Dublin."
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"I hate father in laws So I only date black girls"
"So I saw my mother-in-law getting beaten up by six guys ""Aren't you going to do something?"" My wife asked. ""Nah, six should be enough."" (Les Dawson)"
"What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common? ""They remember"""
"Someone stole all the toilets from the police station downtown. The cops have nothing to go on."
"[helping son prepare for first date] ""what if she doesn't like it"" *stuffing handkerchiefs up son's sleeve* be confident in your magic, son"
"-Knock knock... -""Who's there?"" - 9/11 -""9/11 who?"" -You said you'd never forget!"
"The highest form of flattery A plateau"
"What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck? I'm not sure, but I know ***IT LIKES TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT***"
"What type of bees make milk? Boo bees"