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Joke of the Day
"I hear Ireland's the richest country in the world... Its capital is always Dublin."
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"Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg bump into each other, say sorry awkwardly, then try to sidestep each other but keep stepping the same way."
"If all the women in the world died at once.... It would be a pain in the arse"
"A pastor says to his congregation that being good is easy when you're a pastor, Because he gets paid to be good, but the people of his congregation are good for nothing."
"Have you seen the movie ""Constipation""? That's because it hasn't come out."
"What is the difference between a dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"
"A giant lizard rebuilds Japan and the moonwalks into the sea. #ReverseAFilmPlot"
"Sometimes I lie awake at night wondering where the word etymology came from..."
"I have Facebook like reflexes. ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*"
"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."