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Joke of the Day

"We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick."

"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she is too big for B-shells"

"What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of the vagina? A woman"

"What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop? (state joke) A New Hampshire"

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.k, rolling."

"When I said I got a little action last night, I was referring to bed bugs."

"My girlfriend has twin 3yo girls. They each have a sippy cup with their names on them. When she's not looking, I switch the cups."

"I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones. I didn't make the cast."

"I consider myself to be a bodybuilder Granted nobody else does but I do"

"Too much of my life is spent trying to think of something to write on people's FB walls for their birthday other than ""Happy Birthday!"""