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Joke of the Day
"Making popcorn for these Facebook movies."
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"The problem with political jokes is that they always get elected"
"Goals: 0) Start indexing at zero"
"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face."
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"What did Cindarella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"
"My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport."
"Me and Justin Trudeau have alot in common... We both hope our budget will balance itself"