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Joke of the Day
"I just invented a new word. Plagiarism"
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"I'm trying to make out with my gf tonight without sucess. Any activity subjection? Not movies."
"What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common? They both like giving nickel rides to black men!"
"Me: How are you doing? Is our date starting to feel a bit awkward? Her: Yeah, a little... Me: I was talking to my mom! Mom: No, I'm fine."