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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two Jamaican Turtles at the RNC? They were just looking for Michelle Bachman."

"[OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital"

"What's long, dark, and stinks? The unemployment line."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception."

"Did you hear the Miami Heat's new theme song? It's absolute fire"

"What did the hillbilly say when he saw the new C7 Vette? NAS-car"

"Why was my other pillow jealous? Because I like to sleep around."

"404 jokes... I just can't find the humor in them."

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."