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Joke of the Day
"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance worth? One Pence"
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"[wedding reception] DAVE IS HAVIN A SEIZURE Paramedic: How long has he been having convulsions? IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING"
"I wish labor day was 9 months after spring break"
"I got offered a job at a kaleidoscope company. I'm looking into it."
"Tom has no legs Who's that running? Not Tom"
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
"Getting carded at the liquor store is better than getting liquored at the card store."
"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber."
"Do they make those harmonica holders but for sandwiches?"
"My ex broke up with me because she wanted a man with a 9inch penis :(... ... and there was no way I was cutting two inches off."