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Joke of the Day
"When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham."
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"DATE: Are you a dog person or a cat person? DOG: Cat person, definitely."
"I'm about two tissues away from shoving a tampon up my nose."
"What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia? You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)"
"Whoever's job it is to make sure I eat before I drink is fired."
"What do a Catholic Priest and McDonald's have in common? Both like to stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
"The girl next door looks over at me, then her phone, then makes a disgusted look on her face. I think she's just found my twitter account"
"What would be a great name for a Mexican Boy Band? Juan Direction."
"Me and a friend.. Walk into a pet store and the employee asks ""Anything that I can help you find?"" and then proceeded to kick us out. apparently dinner wasn't the right answer."
"What turns on mathematicians Big quantitties."