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Joke of the Day
"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"
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"When a store plays pop music half the time and classic rock the other half, you know there's two people working there that hate each other."
"Girl at bar: My kids are my world!! Me: Then why are you out drinking??"
"Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong."
"Purell is 99.8% effective in reminding you about your paper cut."
"Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy? Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)"
"What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs"
"What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers? The Jets"
"A sandwich walks into a bar And orders a drink. The bartender says : ""sorry sir, we don't serve food""."
"If you give a mouse a cookie.. If you give a mouse a cookie.. Why are you giving a mouse any food? That's unsanitary."