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Joke of the Day
"I got my retainer today So pleathe excuthe me if i talk funny for a few dayth"
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"Numerators can recover the fastest from break-ups. They're always over it."
"~ At a bar last night ~ Her: I don't want to be alone tonight Me: Well, I can take care of that *takes her home* Me: Pick any cat you want"
"Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce."
"What were the polite Egyptians running away from? DaRUDE Sandstorm"
"What do you call a destroyed bomb shelter in Poland? A helter-skelter Hitler shelter."
"So Richard Simmons is getting a sex change. Finally going to be a man..."
"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? They both get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then come back for more."
"never heard this before Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who ? DISH IS SEAN CONNERY"
"A redhead tells her blonde step sister that she had sex with a Brazilian. The blonde says, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""