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Joke of the Day

"I got my retainer today So pleathe excuthe me if i talk funny for a few dayth"

"I'm going to create a new app for people who want to find more pornography like the porn they already like. . . Porndora."

"My GPS sighs and rolls its eyes every time it says ""Recalculating""."

"If I'm murdered, I hope I'm able to write out the killer's name in blood and then ""sucks"" underneath"

"National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday To me it's a little bit more than that."

"i sneezed and all my butt drugs fell out"

"Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy? The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in"

"When a South African tells me they really love math I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict"

"My friend told me that recycling is good for the environment Not on Reddit, apparently. I got downvoted a lot..."

"What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band? The Talking Heads"