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"What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator? A little con-descending"

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"How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb? Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke."
"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"
"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."
"What does a Jewish pedophile say? ""You wanna buy some candy?"""
"Your mother reminds me of Eminem... She only worth fiddy cent."
"Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America? ... Because he wasn't an Amirkhan"
"My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..... But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."
"People who drive very slowly cause me cognitive dissonance. They deserve to die, but appear less likely to do so..."
"A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" He answers, ""because I'm an alcoholic and I'm destroying my family."""