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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator? A little con-descending"
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"Q: What two states are opposites? A: Maryland and Misury"
"As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life."
"What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? 'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald"
"Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark? Because he's a sub woofer."
"Late term abortion now offered in Florida Free with stay to any Orlando resort"
"I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes. I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis. . . . . I'll see myself out."
"An auk breathes from his ass One day he sits down and dies."
"A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'"
"This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and number of friends."