183010
Joke of the Day
"What sex position produces the ugliest baby? I don't know, ask your parents."
Next Joke
"Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? ""They'll never see you coming."""
"DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here! DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. *gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope* DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To walk into a bar."
"How many words does it take to start a car? Forwards"
"Say the punchline first. Wait, I mean, how do you ruin a good joke?"
"I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?"
"[phone w/ son while in bank thats being robbed] in case this goes bad, go to google on the iPad and delete ""can owls fly"" before mom sees it"
"Who else takes their phone out when you're in public by yourself, just so you don't look like some idiot with no friends."
"how many pop punkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? five, one to drop it and four to two step and PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP!"