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Joke of the Day

"5-year-old: Dad, can you make the rain go away? Me: Someone more powerful than me controls the weather. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Mom?"

"How can you tell if your sperm count is high? Your partner has to chew before they swallow."

"cheap toilet paper. it isn't worth shit."

"An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure, but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape... I say, let bi-gons be bi-gons"

"Knock knock... Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS"

"Igloo Building by S Keemo"

"What is the point of owning a fish? They are just furniture with the ability to die."

"Yoga is really kicking in. I'm seeing the definition in my arms and overall flexibility. My vibrator is gonna be really impressed."

"A 40 year-old man is walking into some dark woods with an 8 year-old girl... ...the girl says, ""These woods are scary!"" The man says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out all by myself!"""

"Niagara Falls Viagra lifts!"