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Joke of the Day

"I went out for dinner last night. The Captain's Basket was on special for $7.00. I tried it just for the halibut."

"I work as a Lie Detector for police interrogations. At least it's honest work."

"Nothing soothes the soul like seeing a huge muscular guy walking with a tiny ice cream cone"

"Thank God I wasn't on twitter when I was in college. It would've taken me 65 years to get my degree."

" Metric dollar."

"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."

"Did you hear about the new heated children's gloves that would turn on and off without warning? They worked inter-mitten-ly"

"What is Michael J Fox's favourite song? Shake It Off by Tayler Swift"

"Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery. We're calling it Send Noods"

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? The only thing left was de-brie"