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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie."
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"A man was arrested on Brighton beach today for throwing pebbles at the sea birds. He was accused of having left no tern unstoned."
"You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!"
"I am not racist, I love black people. In fact, I love them so much that I think we should all have our own."
"Why does the sun set at night? The moon scares the daylights out of it!"
"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""
"A marching band passed by this morning, shouting ""Make America Great Again!"" Must be some Donald Trumpeters."
"This dude is using a pay phone , I guess someone got kidnapped"
"I bet the only thing more stressful than defusing a bomb is letting your husband pack for a big trip."
"Look , it's either maybe, or maybe not. There's no middle ground."