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Joke of the Day
"I heard that you only use like 10% of your brain. That leaves what, 82-83%?"
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"What do you call someone with no legs? 30 a week poorer."
"A sure fire way to lose a afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says ""come on it will only take a half hour to fix"""
"I'm half Canadian. Not really. But I am partly sorry if I happened to offend anyone."
"If you don't know the difference between a spree killer, a mass murderer, and a serial killer, we can't be friends."
"Got a HJ (""handjob"") from a FRUIT! [NSFW if you can't have handjob jokes @ W] He gave apple and made me kumquats!"
"My ear is bleeding because I tried to shave it. Now I have to create some elaborate lie to tell ppl how I cut my ear."
"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again."
"What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza? A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five."
"I think I'll go to church this morning. I need to repent all my sins & pray for the neighbors wife to covet me."