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Joke of the Day

"A sure fire way to lose a afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says ""come on it will only take a half hour to fix"""

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"[waving hands and chasing down ice cream truck] Hey! ""What'll it be?"" [out of breath] Nothing. Just wanted to tell you I'm vegan"
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