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Joke of the Day

"A sure fire way to lose a afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says ""come on it will only take a half hour to fix"""

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"News reports 5hr Energy may be linked to death. Don't know if it's an advertising gimmick or not but I bought a bunch to gift, just in case."
"A wife says to her husband ... ""I don't like you pushing me around all the time and talking behind my back"" Husband say ""Well honey what do you expect you're in a wheelchair"""
"Have you heard about the newly developed French tank? It has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse"
"Dr. says I have an enlarged heart thanks doc I already know I'm super nice just trying to figure out why I can't breathe when I eat chips"
"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."
"I hope this free massage guy from craigslist is on time."
"Gin is the Ionian mode of liquors... it will always resolve with tonic."
"Do You Like Hardee's? Then you're gonna love how Hardee's nuts hit your face."
"Modern Warfare: a $700,000,000 dollar plane drops a $50,000 bomb on a $1.00 tent"