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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE"

"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"

"I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna But i always forget the punch line"

"Can someone tell me the exact crime I need to commit to get put on house arrest because legally having to cancel plans sounds incredible."

"Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall"

"Why do blacks keep on getting stronger? TVs are getting heavier."

"The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote."

"Nice try traffic, but I'm not murdering anyone today."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred."

"Did you hear that the guy who in invented bingo had a recent health scare? The tumor ended up being B9."